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减肥发朋友圈搞笑的句子(减肥图片发朋友圈搞笑)
1.
Finally
found
a
silver
lining
to
my
love
for
food

it’s
perfect
motivation
to
workout
for
hours
on
end!
【#FitnessGameStrong】

2.
I’ve
started
a
new
diet
where
I
eat
only
one
meal
a
day

it’s
called
the
“sleep
diet”
and
so
far,
it’s
working
wonders
for
me.
【#SleepoverBreakfast】

3.
Being
told
“you
look
like
a
snack”
is
not
really
a
compliment
when
all
you
want
to
do
is
lose
weight.
【#SnackAttackNoMore】

4.
Eating
salad
for
dinner
every
day
is
a
great
reminder
of
how
much
I
hate
salad.
【#HideTheGreens】

5.
My
relationship
with
food
is
like
a
never-ending
rollercoaster
ride

except
the
only
way
to
get
off
is
to
get
on
a
treadmill.
【#FoodAndFitnessFrenemies】

6.
A
moment
of
silence
for
all
the
clothes
I’ve
outgrown
and
the
ones
I’ve
yet
to
wear.
【#ForeverOutfitGoals】

7.
I
wish
my
body
was
like
a
savings
account
and
exercising
was
like
depositing
money

it
may
not
be
fun
initially,
but
it
pays
off
in
the
long
run.
【#HealthyInvestments】

8.
The
only
reason
I’ve
ever
taken
a
gym
selfie
is
to
prove
that
I
actually
went
to
the
gym.
【#GymSelfieOrItNeverHappened】

9.
I
may
not
be
skinny,
but
at
least
I’m
not
lying
to
myself
about
the
amount
of
cake
I
eat.
【#CakeIsLife】

10.
If
I
could
burn
calories
by
procrastinating,
I’d
be
a
size
zero
by
now.
【#FitnessProcrastination】

11.
Eating
healthy
isn’t
hard,
it’s
just
not
as
fun
as
eating
pizza.
【#PizzaTherapy】

1
2.
My
workout
playlist
is
basically
me
pretending
to
be
in
a
music
video
instead
of
on
a
treadmill.
【#MusicVideoWorkouts】

1
3.
You
know
you’re
out
of
shape
when
walking
up
a
flight
of
stairs
feels
like
running
a
marathon.
【#CardioSucks】

1
4.
My
greatest
fear
is
accidentally
opening
the
front-facing
camera
during
a
workout
and
realizing
how
ridiculous
I
look.
【#GymFaceProblems】

1
5.
I
can’t
decide
if
I
need
to
lose
weight
or
just
find
better
fitting
pants.
【#LooseFitGoals】

1
6.
The
only
thing
worse
than
being
told
“you’ve
gained
weight”
is
being
told
“you’ve
gained
weight
and
you
still
look
the
same”.
【#WeightlessConfusion】

1
7.
Eating
your
feelings
is
a
valid
form
of
self-care…until
you
realize
that
self-hate
is
a
feeling
too.
【#FoodForThought】

1
8.
I’m
not
sure
what’s
harder

finding
a
good
weight
loss
plan
or
sticking
to
one.
【#WeightLossStruggles】

1
9.
I’m
convinced
that
the
only
thing
standing
between
me
and
my
perfect
beach
body
is
an
unlimited
supply
of
pizza.
【#BeachBodGoals】

20.
If
only
I
could
use
the
time
I
spend
thinking
about
food
to
actually
work
out,
I’d
be
a
fitness
guru
by
now.
【#FoodForFitness】

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