1.
Penny,
have
you
checked
the
filter?
【Sheldon
Cooper】

2.
Bazinga!
【Sheldon
Cooper】

3.
Howard,
you
know
me
to
be
a
very
smart
man.
Don’t
you
think
that
if
I
were
wrong,
I’d
know
it?
【Sheldon
Cooper】

4.
I'm
not
crazy.
My
mother
had
me
tested.
【Sheldon
Cooper】

5.
Knock,
knock,
knock,
Penny.
Knock,
knock,
knock,
Penny.
Knock,
knock,
knock,
Penny.
【Sheldon
Cooper】

6.
I'm
not
insane,
my
mother
had
me
tested!
【Sheldon
Cooper】

7.
Penny,
while
I
subscribe
to
the
"Many
Worlds"
theory
which
posits
the
existence
of
an
infinite
number
of
Sheldons
in
an
infinite
number
of
universes,
I
assure
you
that
in
none
of
them
am
I
dancing.
【Sheldon
Cooper】

8.
Nothing
scares
me.
Except
plywood.
【Howard
Wolowitz】

9.
I
have
a
master's
degree
in
engineering!
【Howard
Wolowitz】

10.
Oh
gravity,
thou
art
a
heartless
bitch.
【Sheldon
Cooper】

11.
Look
at
us.
We're
just
a
couple
of
tall
boys. 【Leonard
Hofstadter】

1
2.
Sheldon,
I'm
sorry,
I
thought
we
were
having
a
"friends"
Thanksgiving.
Not
a
"lab
partners"
Thanksgiving.
【Penny】

1
3.
All
right,
quick
query
for
the
group.
What's
the
most
boring
thing
you
can
think
of?
For
me,
it's
the
Prius.
【Raj
Koothrappali】

1
4.
I'm
not
popular
enough
to
be
different.
【Stuart
Bloom】

1
5.
Penny,
did
you
know
that
Sheldon's
shirts
have
a
little
loop
in
the
back
so
you
can
hang
them
on
a
hook?
【Leonard
Hofstadter】

1
6.
If
there
were
a
greater
power,
do
you
really
think
he
would
be
concerned
with
such
petty
things
as
what
you
had
for
breakfast?
【Harold
Wolowitz】

1
7.
When
I'm
done
with
those
kids,
they
won't
know
there's
a
difference
between
benzene
and
barbeque
sauce.
【Sheldon
Cooper】

1
8.
I
got
my
penis
caught
in
the
zipper
again.
【Raj
Koothrappali】

1
9.
You
can't
have
a
civilization
without
surplus
agriculture.
【Sheldon
Cooper】

20.
Don't
you
think
that
if
I
were
wrong,
I'd
know
it?
【Sheldon
Cooper】

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