1.
You
light
up
my
world
like
nobody
else,
except
when
you
eat
my
last
cookie.
【笑】

2.
When
I
see
you,
my
heart
skips
a
beat.
Probably
because
you
owe
me
money.
【笑】

3.
You
are
my
sunshine
on
a
rainy
day,
unless
the
rain
is
your
tears
because
you
burned
dinner.
【笑】

4.
I
love
you
more
than
words
can
describe,
but
not
as
much
as
pizza.
【笑】

5.
You
are
the
missing
puzzle
piece
in
my
life,
except
when
you
don't
answer
my
texts
for
hours.
【笑】

6.
You
make
everything
better,
even
the
taste
of
burnt
popcorn.
【笑】

7.
The
sound
of
your
voice
is
like
music
to
my
ears,
unless
you
sing
in
the
shower.
【笑】

8.
You
are
my
everything,
except
when
you
snore
like
a
freight
train.
【笑】

9.
I
never
knew
how
much
I
needed
you
until
you
started
doing
all
my
laundry.
【笑】

10.
You
are
my
knight
in
shining
armor,
except
when
we
go
shopping
and
you
complain
the
whole
time.
【笑】

11.
I
love
you
to
the
moon
and
back,
unless
you
take
up
all
the
space
in
bed.
【笑】

1
2.
You
are
the
yin
to
my
yang,
except
when
you
eat
the
last
slice
of
pizza.
【笑】

1
3.
You
complete
me,
except
when
you
leave
the
toilet
seat
up.
【笑】

1
4.
I
never
believed
in
love
at
first
sight,
until
I
saw
you
eating
a
bag
of
chips.
【笑】

1
5.
You
are
my
soulmate,
except
when
you
steal
all
the
covers
at
night.
【笑】

1
6.
I
am
so
lucky
to
have
you
in
my
life,
even
if
you
do
forget
our
anniversary.
【笑】

1
7.
You
are
my
sunshine,
except
when
you
forget
to
buy
milk
for
my
cereal.
【笑】

1
8.
I
love
you
more
than
anything
in
this
world,
except
when
you
wear
those
socks
with
sandals.
【笑】

1
9.
You
make
every
day
a
little
brighter,
even
when
you
burn
the
toast.
【笑】

20.
You
are
the
apple
of
my
eye,
except
when
you
insist
on
telling
me
your
dreams
every
morning.
【笑】

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