1.
"I
just
burned
enough
calories
to
fit
into
that
dress
I
bought
three
years
ago. . .
that
still
sits
in
my
closet. "】

2.
"My
abs
hurt
so
much
right
now,
I'm
pretty
sure
I
have
a
six-pack
hiding
under
there
somewhere. "】

3.
"I
regret
nothing,
except
for
maybe
the
extra
donut
I
ate
this
morning. "】

4.
"Why
do
I
feel
like
I
just
ran
a
marathon
after
only
10
minutes
on
the
elliptical?"】

5.
"I
sweat
like
a
sinner
in
church,
but
hey,
I
feel
alive!"】

6.
"I
don't
always
work
out,
but
when
I
do,
it's
on
Instagram
for
everyone
to
see. "】

7.
"Today's
workout
was
brought
to
you
by
sheer
willpower
and
a
good
playlist. "】

8.
"I
think
my
gym
clothes
are
starting
to
develop
a
personality
of
their
own. . .
time
to
do
laundry. "】

9.
"I
am
not
a
morning
person,
but
I
am
definitely
a
pre-workout
person. "】

10.
"I
didn't
think
it
was
possible
for
my
arms
to
feel
like
noodles,
but
here
we
are. "】

11.
"If
anyone
needs
me,
I'll
be
in
the
ice
bath
for
the
next
hour
trying
to
recover. "】

1
2.
"Why
do
I
feel
like
I'm
going
to
fall
over
every
time
I
take
a
step
after
leg
day?"】

1
3.
"My
Fitbit
just
told
me
to
go
home
and
take
a
nap. . .
thanks,
but
I
still
have
three
more
sets
to
go. "】

1
4.
"Say
goodbye
to
the
gym,
and
hello
to
the
couch. . .
until
tomorrow's
workout,
that
is. "】

1
5.
"If
you're
not
sweating,
are
you
really
even
working
out?"】

1
6.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
her
in
the
same
room?"】

1
7.
"Working
out
is
my
therapy,
except
instead
of
talking
about
my
problems,
I
just
lift
really
heavy
things. "】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
feel
like
working
out,
but
I
always
feel
better
afterwards. "】

1
9.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
sore
muscles
is
the
feeling
of
regret
that
comes
from
NOT
exercising. "】

20.
"They
say
summer
bodies
are
made
in
the
winter,
but
I'm
more
of
a
spring-into-summer
type
of
person. "】

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