1.
"Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster:
full
of
ups
and
downs,
but
always
worth
the
ride. "】

2.
"Why
did
the
couple
go
to
therapy?
Because
they
couldn't
seem
to
find
a
'healthy'
balance
between
'love'
and
'overeating'. "】

3.
"Flowers
and
chocolates
are
nice,
but
true
love
is
finding
someone
who
will
share
their
pizza
with
you. "】

4.
"Love
is
like
a
fart:
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

5.
"Relationship
status:
'in
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
alarm
clock'. "】

6.
"They
say
love
is
blind,
but
it
also
seems
to
have
a
deafening
effect
on
selective
hearing. "】

7.
"Why
did
the
romantic
chef
get
fired?
He
kept
adding
too
much
sugar,
but
couldn't
find
the
'savoury'
side
of
relationships. "】

8.
"Love
is
like
Wi-Fi,
you
can't
see
it,
but
you
know
when
it's
not
working. "】

9.
"Marriage
is
a
workshop
where
husband
works
and
wife
shops.
Love
is
the
outcome
of
it
all. "】

10.
"Why
did
the
mathematician
break
up
with
his
partner?
They
just
couldn't
find
their
'common'
denominator. "】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
bank
account:
one
wrong
move
and
it
can
be
wiped
out. "】

1
2.
"The
secret
to
a
happy
marriage:
a
sense
of
humor,
a
short-term
memory,
and
a
long-term
plan
to
endure
each
other's
quirks. "】

1
3.
"Love
is
an
open
door,
but
sometimes
it's
best
to
close
that
door
and
open
a
window
for
some
fresh
air. "】

1
4.
"Why
did
the
couple
get
kicked
out
of
the
restaurant?
They
were
'too
sweet'
to
handle. "】

1
5.
"In
the
game
of
love,
those
who
cheat
are
called
'players',
and
those
who
get
caught
are
called
'ex'.
Stay
woke!"】

1
6.
"They
say
opposites
attract,
but
sometimes
it
feels
like
magnets
repel
in
the
game
of
love. "】

1
7.
"Why
did
the
melon
go
on
a
date?
Because
it
can'taloupe
without
love!"】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
a
pencil:
it
has
the
potential
to
create
masterpieces,
but
it
often
gets
dull
and
needs
sharpening. "】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
couple
join
a
gym?
Because
they
realized
their
'love
handles'
were
getting
a
little
out
of
hand!"】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
coffee:
it
can
be
bitter,
sweet,
or
give
you
heartburn,
but
it
will
always
be
addictive. "】

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