1.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade. . . and
drink
it
with
some
tequila!
【#DrinkUp
#LifeQuotes】

2.
My
doctor
said
I
need
to
start
drinking
more
water.
So,
I
went
out
and
bought
some
sparkling
wine.
【#HealthyLiving
#WineTime】

3.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【#JustSaying
#DebateSkills】

4.
Don't
cry
over
spilled
milk.
Instead,
scream
profanities
and
blame
the
cat.
【#CatLover
#HilariousMoments】

5.
I
need
a
6-month
vacation,
twice
a
year.
【#VacationMode
#TravelGoals】

6.
I
don't
have
a
bucket
list.
Instead,
I
have
a
"f***
it"
list. . . and
I'm
already
halfway
through
it.
【#YOLO
#Adventures】

7.
Monday?
More
like
Mon-Yay!
Said
no
one
ever.
【#MondayMotivation
#SarcasmOnPoint】

8.
Friends
come
and
go,
but
pizza
is
forever.
【#PizzaLover
#FoodieLife】

9.
I
don't
suffer
from
insanity,
I
enjoy
every
minute
of
it!
【#CrazyPerson
#FunTimes】

10.
Honestly,
I'm
not
sure
if
I
need
hugs
or
a
cheeseburger.
【#ComfortFood
#CuddleBuddies】

11.
Life
is
short,
so
smile
while
you
still
have
teeth.
【#PositiveVibes
#DentalCare】

1
2.
I
don't
always
drink
beer,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
with
my
best
buds.
【#BeerLover
#FriendshipGoals】

1
3.
If
someone
tells
you
to
"just
relax",
then
they
clearly
don't
understand
the
concept
of
anxiety.
【#MentalHealthAwareness
#DeepThoughts】

1
4.
I'm
not
lazy,
I
just
prefer
to
conserve
my
energy
for
more
important
things. . . like
naps.
【#SleepIsLife
#Procrastination】

1
5.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome!
【#ShortGirlProblems
#ConfidenceIsKey】

1
6.
Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I'm
schizophrenic,
and
so
am
I.
【#MentalIllnessIsReal
#HumorIsTherapy】

1
7.
There's
no
"I"
in
team,
but
there
is
a
"U"
in
cupcakes.
【#TeamWorkMakesTheDreamWork
#BakingGoals】

1
8.
I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
"mornings
can
go
f***
themselves"
person.
【#NightOwl
#SleepDeprived】

1
9.
Don't
worry
about
the
haters,
they're
just
jealous
because
they
can't
twerk
like
you.
【#DanceTheNightAway
#HatersGonnaHate】

20.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
definitely
isn't
for
you.
【#AdventureSeeker
#LiveLifeToTheFullest】

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